so, if you think law students are exceptionally boring people mired in gloom, surrounded by books and have no life-
You are pretty much right.
But that doesn't mean law school is not a ridiculously funny place to be at.
i can elaborate-
Take only today for example.
EVENT ONE
3.00 AM
tired, sleepy, hungry i was watching How I Met Your Mother. I thought i'd watch just one more episode (that shit is addictive) and then fall asleep on my amazingly uncomfortable bed (which also creaks just BTW)
AND THEN-
*knock knock*
cursing inside of my head, i put the laptop aside and got up to check who it was. I mean- who'd come to annoy me at 3.00 AM??!
I opened the door and LO!
it was a very stoned senior.
giggling
Senior:"Niyati!!!!"
Me:"Hello" I said.(faking a smile. you don't want to mess with seniors just yet)
*giggle*
Senior:"i was just watching tv"
me:"you reek of smoke"
Senior:"Really!!?" *giggle*
me:"you reek of other substances as well"(it was an attempt to tell her i could smell the weed)
Senior:"shhhhhhhhhhhhh.....Don't tell anyone"*giggle*
me:"do you want something? And you do realise this building isn't where you live na?"
Senior:"i'm going. But do you have some food?"
so saying, i handed her a jar of biscuits and sent her to bed.
EVENT TWO
10.08 AM
This one doesn't really deserve detail. In short-
we have a nice, bald teacher who has this annoying habit of calling us all his friends. Bored out of our wits, Viraj and I were making tally marks everytime he used the word.
our conclusion- ya. he uses the word friend once every 2.4 minutes.
EVENT THREE
3.00 PM
We're in a ridiculously dull "How to write Projects" extra class. She's telling us how we list our primary sources and secondary sources in a term paper and randomly John Techi runs out of class.
I poked Dheer and Vikram who were sitting (to their misfortune) in front of me and asked where Techi ran.(for the record, Techi is THE MAN)
They told me he ran out as he REALLY had to pee.
ordinary thing, so i just giggled generally.
Then he walks back in and the teacher confiscates his phone.
Ya. Techi ran out to take a call. From a friend. In the middle of class. With NO warning.
SAMPLES I TELL YOU.
So, the day's just barely half-way through and its already been quite eventful.
Law Students aren't THAT boring after all.
Cut us some slack.
3 comments:
law students are pretty boring. Walking out of class to take a call is not usually frowned upon. It may well be that your old paedophile teachers have had their heads way up their asses for way too long to notice the changing times
you counted the number of times a teacher said a certain word in class... then, took out the average... and claim law students aren't boring....
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if i were my mother... i'd made a comment about how you're even talking like a lawyer now :P
dude-
not me
viraj.
sadly enough, i was sitting next to him in class
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