People I just Can't take Seriously

Sometimes, I wonder if my attempts to be funny on this blog fail miserably.
Or if they make me sound like a fool
Or shallow or something
Then Again I really don't want to know if I'm crappy at it =P
I also don't care much...

You, of course, are reading my blog because-
a) You're Awesome (I'm a Traffic Whore. Deal with it)
b) I'm awesome and you like knowing my opinion on life the universe and everything.

This post will tell you about the 5 kinds of people I just CANNOT take seriously.

1. Men who make a middle parting in their hair

Found Image on Google Images. Praying I don't get sued for defamation.

Looks worse when oiled.
I mean, no offence and all that. But if you look like that, it really is hard to take you seriously

2. Boys who wear briefs not boxers.

You know you think so too. (Disclaimer: This is not an original idea)

3. Boys shorter than 5ft 9inches

Courtesy Chetna.

Seriously!! What's the point? The girl will always feel bad about never being able to wear heels.

And really. Doesn't fit into my stereotypical image of masculinity. Just does not.

4. Grown-ups wearing Crocs.

Not allowed unless you're a gardener. Or are in Disney World.

5. Liverpool Fans

Need I say anything more? But then again...

PS-When you're doing nothing and like doodles and cartoons and funny pictures, you should visit www.davidshrigley.com
He's pretty awesome.

You go out, AND YOU GET IT.

Al Pacino's Inch by Inch speech, was just the thing i needed to hear. With the sort of tension in my head right now.

You hav to follow one simple mantra in life.YOU GO OUT, YOU FIGHT YOUR HARDEST AND YOU WIN. Plain and simple.

 

Life, is pretty much ruthless but there's always going to be something out there just for you. All you have to do is get out there, and grab what you really want. The journey is hard, but the victory is sweet. Oh, so very sweet.

 

 

Not a bad case of nerves, not crying, not whining, not paranoia- NOTHING can change your destiny for you or even affect it. Its YOU- all the *ucking way.

 

And you're never alone if you stand tall. you have your friends, your family, the people who love you- whether you win or lose.

 

And what is loss anyway? just a hurdle along the way to remind you, you're still on the racetrack. And that you HAVE to finish the race. 

 

your faith in yourself and the fact that everyone in this world is the best at his own game, will take you where you're meant to be.

 

Like my frend always says- you've got to look Life in the eye and say "Game on, Bitch. Game On."

 

SO BUDDY, GET OUT THERE- AND TAKE ON THE WORLD. 

coz that one naive idiot who once said, its not about winning or losing but how you play the game- may just be right.

 

10 things that make the place a nicer place to live in

1- Telephones, cell phones and text messaging. Really! what would happen if i don't get to talk!

2- The concepts of Love and Happiness and the fact that they're NOT lies.(paritosh?)

3- How-to books for technology. Bless the people who write them.

4- Real people who look like Greek Gods. Men who look like Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman and women who look like catherine zeta jones and penelope cruz. (i assume viraj and vikram agree?)

5- Football. Especially english football. come on. hot men running around for ninety minutes playing one of the greatest games ever dressed in very well designed sportswear?

6- iPods. iPods with a full battery during long journeys. Bliss***

7- Disneyworld. no explanation required.

8- Complete strangers who exude an overwhlming amount of genuine kindness. Always appreciated.

9- Google and wikipedia- the solutions to everything in  life.

10-The fact that any man can look like a God if he wears a white shirt, blue jeans and a pair of rimless glasses.

 

:D and ofcourse,

the knowledge that there are more than these ten things that i love about the world and make it a very VERY nice place to live in.

The diary of a frustrated fan

you know how you're in a loving relationship and then some bad love creeps in because it's not going well and you need to work on it?

 

that's how i'm feeling right now.

 

       i was a gunner since a year before that but i truly fell in love with arsenal 4 years ago when i watched them make their way to the top and win the FA cup in the 2004-2005 season.

and then i continued loviing them because they know their football and they love their football.

the relationship wasn't yielding beautiful results but there was no love lost between us. Arsenal and I were still happy together.

 

BUT THE NOW THE 2008-09 SEASON HAS COME TO AN END AND STILL NO TROPHIES.

ok mr wenger,

i support your strategies and i think you're a genius and not a paedophile.

i know the team has potential- BUT WHEN WILL THE POTENTIAL BECOME PRIZES.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

you're rubbing your nose in the dirt now. how about a little bit of silverware?

 

evra insulted arsenal quite badly but what can i say to the truth. i can just quote him-

 

"It was 11 men against 11 children. We never doubted ourselves. We have much more experience and that's what made the difference. We were always confident. It should have been that score in the first leg anyway. It is a great United team that won.

"Football today is not only about playing well, it's about winning trophies. Everybody talks about the way Arsenal play but, at the end of the day, it's about winning silverware.

"At United, we play well and we win. Tactically and technically we were superior. You look at our starting 11 and theirs and you see that we are well above.

"Lots of people are disappointed because they thought they would beat us like they did in the league. But the Champions League is another level."

 

arsenal and i are still in a relationship but now we're working hard at it. at least i am. it's not a love hate relationship, it's always been true love. but right now, it's the bad love phase.