The various species of women

You know what they say about women, can't live with them, can't kill them. (...or was that men?)

The incomprehensible specie.

The confused specie.

The unreasonable, the irrational one.

Each one is different, but they are still al the same.

This post i thought of when i was looking around, studying the various people around me at Law School.

The sociological genius inside of me awoke and i realised that law school has every sort of woman there could be.

Now, we are generalizing here.. but i'm sure you want to know what i'm talking about.

The various kind os women in law school-

The Hottie

Now we have these everywhere. Male attention follows them like a shadow and they love this attention. They are sexy, they are smoldering. And they take your mind to places which shouldn't be mentioned on a public forum.

Sometimes mistaken for The Boyfriend Stealer.

The Girl Next Door

This one's the adorable one. The one who leaves food on your table when she knows you cried yourself hungry to sleep last night. She comes and flashes a smile everyday. You don't know what you're missing till she isn't around one day. And boy, are you glad to have her back?

The Housewife

This is the one with the cleanest room, stocked food shelf and fresh laundered clothing all the time. She does the household shopping and beautifies the room. She wakes you up in the morning with a big smile too.

The Slimy One

This one can't say nice things about other girls. She must downplay them. She must assert only her own awesomeness. She takes stories from one place to another. She'd do anything to get where she wants to be. Not pleasant. Not pleasant at all.

The Flirt

This one's all over the men and does she have the lines or does she have the lines?

She knows what to say and how tro flatter. She's generally cute and if not, at least has quite the attractive personality.

The Insecure One

This one's the cry baby and wants everyone to like her all the time. The insecurity is pissing off so she is generally not that well liked and she cries about it and pisses you off some more.

The Man

I don't think this needs to be defined. i'm sure we're clear here.

The Tomboy

She's hot in her own way. Plays basketball with the boys and prefers shorts and loose tees to any other attire. The boys count her as one among them but always prod her to be a little bit feminine. She is generally the best friend.

The Aadarsh Bharatiya Naari

This one is always in culture shock. She'd rather be married off than see these couples canoodling around the place.

The Boyfriend Stealer

She watches out for the weak moments. She picks out the easy baits. She must steal another woman's man. There's a thrill to it.

The Shy Little One

She's the one with the sweetest smile. She won't talk much but she's just so easy to like.

The Gold Digger

She's out to get the big fish. And she really knows how to do it. Tears and Kisses later. She found hers. Now she just won't leave his side.

The Blonde

The braindead, gorgeous one with everything pink. The boobs cover up for the brains. These have the most fun apparently.

The Wannabe Blonde

This one's not blonde but she really really really wants the world to think she is. Because she wants the male attention. And blondes just have more fun.

The Power Woman

This one's the leader of the pack. The feminist. The one you look up to and the one who gives you notes. She always tops. She has to. Because ambition is what truly defines her.

We did miss out one though because i haven't seen one of these around yet-

The One who Shrieks

She shouts when she's happy, she is shrill when she talks, she's daddy's little princess. She screams when she sees insects. Hostel ites don't do that. But big cities have these all over the place.