Worms Not Love.

So, I was just reminded of this little poem my sister and I would sing before Valentine's Day so that our Mom would take us on a date :)

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

PS- It worked. 

PPS- Don't try this with your ex boyfriend.

PPS- Isn't it the cutest song, EVER?

PPPS- Find other awesome songs here
PPPPS- I think I should start using the word worm as an insult. Hard to have a comeback to that one.

Irresponsibility is the New Black.

When did being stupid and irresponsible become Oh So Cool!
I think responsible, nerdy people are cool.
Ok. You win. I'm lying.
But really, this whole "i'm too cool to be responsible proves to extremely expensive". I know people who have lost 15 phones or 3 Blackberries and all that. All at the grand old age of 20.
Daddy's got the money.
But, I'll tell you one thing. Daddy's money is amazingly fun to spend irresponsibly.
So, THAT's why blondes have more fun.
Yes, I know I said that line only a couple of posts ago. But what to do?
Its one of life's truisms.
Well, let's return to me whining about how its become uncool to be smart and responsible.
I'm not blowing my own trumpet or anything, but THAT has ensured my un-coolness.
Gah!
Submitting my projects on time and studying for my exams makes me uncool.
Damn It.
Its a difficult cost-benefit analysis considering I'm a lover of all things cool.
I guess I'll call myself for having lost two (very cheap) phones in the last one year.
And writing bad blog posts.
And procrastinating.
And spending my father's money on unreasonable buys.
Ah! The good, irresponsible life.

PS- But I think the coolest will be when I irresponsibly spend all of my own first salary on this-

The Lady Dior. They call it LOVE at first sight.

Propaganda is Taking over the World.

Did you hear the news?
Not like its news anymore. But even Archie Comics has a new gay character. 
So the gay- pride parades work after all and they're not just a bunch of colourful-y dressed people.
I mean. don't get me wrong. I'm not homophobic or anything but I'm not so sure that a 5th grader should acknowledge homosexuality. Not till its not such a big FAT source of AIDS.

Its not just the 377 propaganda.

Its the movies too.

Shiney Ahuja has now been let off. The maid suddenly takes a U turn and decides to tell the court that Shiney didn't rape her. Of course its for the good of all. How could you explain that situation to your 6 year old who just watched Bhool Bhulaiyya and saw his picture in the TOI.

And then there's Queenie Dhody.Why would anyone so fortuitously promote belts.At first I thought it was a love affair.Now I just think she gets them for free.

And there's Gujjus and Socialism and the Congress and morals and SECULARISM (The biggest lie ever, btw)

I mean, seriously.

Can't we just give the propaganda a break?

The Yellow Brick Road is Pink and Shiny :)

Abstractions about metaphysics are probably my favourite pastime :)
This one's about change.
Have you ever noticed how weird that concept is?
And how your affinity to it is pegged to your perception of life at any given time?
One second you're GLAD things have changed and another you hate every bit of the change.
So there is nothing called being comfortable in where and what you are.
Crap.
Optimism is therefore sought after.
Cynicism, on the other hand, is reality.
It's like high waist pants.
Everyone was relieved with the coming of the low waist pants. But then it got uncomfortable in there.
And before we knew it, they were back!
And its not even like it was more than half a century ago.
Weird.
I wonder what is familiar and everlasting then...
I think that's going to be Gold jewelery and Indian women.
But even brides have started picking kundan over gold now.
Confusion.
Indifference.
That's my favourite part about these abstractions.
They're totally irrelevant.
Because there's no point in reflecting about life. You should just restart and follow the yellow brick road... :)

Role Play Anyone?

I'm not an ardent gamer or anything, nor am i a BOY, but there is just something about video games that I really love.
Its perfect.
Perfect when you have nothing to do.
Perfect when you're pissed.
It is an outlet for every last bit of emotion you have in you.
Seriously.
No wonder boyfriends have none left in the relationship. I can bet the clingy ones are the type who don't play any video games.
In the last 5 or 6 odd years I haven't been playing any video games at all.

But when I was a kid, I was HOOKED. Whether it was those arcade games you have in villages or the very first PS 1 or the GameBoy Colour,  I'd have it. Super Mario I think was my best friend at one point of time in my life.
 And I had real enemies in Mortal Kombat. I think the source of all my sadism in life is the way the voice used to say "Finish Him". And street fighter (which i played today, btw). The Universe ofcourse revolves around Tekken-6 today.
The MOM got me off it because it wasn't a very girly addiction. Also, I had no grades as a result :P
But, now that I'm at law school, it is a re-found passion.
And yes, of course I suck. :P

Memories anyone?

Contra

Dear Feet, Contrary to what you believe, I really do love you :)

Steve Madden Mary Janes

This post is solely dedicated to my love lust for shoes.
Because, if the world was a tuxedo, you wouldn't want to be wearing brown shoes.
It's not like i own a 100 pairs of shoes (maybe 40 odd).
But there is nothing I always want to buy like a good pair of shoes.
The problem is that I am a rational human being and i always thing along the lines of, "How can I walk all over something worth so much money!?"
Which is exactly why i insist that rationality sucks.
But all this has planted one idea in my mind.
The day I can buy a pair of Jimmy Choos without feeling any guilt whatsoever and wear them in the trashiest manner, I will know that I have made it.
*gulp*, Just look at these beauties.

Jessica Simpson

Bakers

Jimmy Choo Patent Multi Buckle Sandals

Steve Madden

Because It's Always Worth It.

They tell you it's going to get better. But it only gets worse.
They tell you its going to be easy, but its always too hard to fight.
They tell you you can recover, but it's always a black hole.
They tell you you can survive, and you always do.
Because when you think you can't, you've got to

Pick up your Crazy Heart and Give it One More Try
'Coz This Ain't No Place for the Weary Kind.