Friday, June 12, 2009

I'd love to have their children





Most girls check out other girls walking on the street. Its what they do. So do I. And most of the time, it isn't because they're queer. It's just because women are the fairer sex. they've been created to be checked out. hence, men-in-the-life-of-other-women-like-me (who appreciate the female form), i don't want to be the one to play spoilsport, but just because your girl checks out other chicks- you're not getting a threesome.
 
But, that's not the point of this blogpost.
 
Deviating from that and coming to the real point. Women have lists. I have lots of lists, and if you've followed NLFO religiously, you'll know that i LOVE lists. This, my friend is a list of people whose children i'd love to bear ;).

1) Daniel Craig
a) he has that slight rough edge
b) he has beautiful eyes
c) he's suave, stylish and smart
d) he's hot
e) he's really hot
f) he's bloody *ucking hot
 
2) Ricardo Kaka
a) he's a man of character
b) he's noble
c) he epitomises commitment
d) he's uncontroversial
e) there's is nothing more beautiful than a man in love
f) the fact that he's incredibly cute also helps
 

3) Chandler Bing
a) he's the perfect man
b) boring job and all
c) funny, witty, sarcastic
d) he's the real deal(hopefully)
e) he husband material. he just is
 
4) Rahul Gandhi
a) charm
b) charisma
c) passion
d) power
e) dedication
f) intensity 
g) humility
h) DIMPLES!!!!
 
5) William Darcy
a) he's haughty
b) he's high handed
c) he's stubborn
d) he's sincere
e) he's kind
f)
"You must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on." 

 Any man, any man capable of saying this with all sincerity deserves to be on this list

  

coming back to the original point, chicks. And my interest in them. See, because i check out hot chicks, i also have a list of chicks whose children i'd love to bear. Which ofcourse, since i already told you about it, i will put up.come back for more :)

2 comments:

Arslan said...

List of things I don't get:
1. Your love of lists
2. This particular list
3. Chandler on this list
4. List of chicks whose children you'd love to bear. (How does that work?)

And I'm happy that you're 17 and yet there's no Edward Cullen in your list. :)

At least your posts aren't listless.. :P

Niyati Gandhi said...

1- its on of the quirky things about me
2- this is a fantasy list. do you want me to get explicit?
3- dude chandler, the character, is my idea of the perfect man
4- that works only if i wake up a man one day. its one of my i wish i was a guy so i can slee with them things :)
5- dude edward cullen is over rated- i need heartbeats

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