
SO...
its 3.12 AM and i'm up because i'm not getting any sleep thanks to scary thoughts about the result which is going to be uploaded at 5.00 pm.
The above fact is only relevanat because it tells you how helpless i feel as to have put up what willl follow.
These are random facts to make me feel good. Stolen off a widget.
Random Facts about Niyati
- The most honourable way of dying is taking a bullet for Niyati. This amuses her because she is bulletproof.
- Niyati can speak Braille and count to infinity.
- When Arnold says the line "i'll be back" in the first Terminator movie, it is implied that he will ask Niyati for help.
- Niyati doesn't wear a watch. She decides what time it is.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Niyati allows to live.
- Niyati can slam revolving doors.
- Niyati crossed the road. No one has ever dared question her motives.
- Some people say "Niyati" is a myth. Those "Some People" are now dead.
- Niyati doesn't use the internet. The world wide web is stored in her memory. She refreshes webpages by blinking.
- Niyati doesn't actually write this blog. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Damn. I'm wasted. What all i do to flatter myself! :D
3 comments:
why did fundoo cross juhu tara road?
who cares........shouldn't she be in nlsiu Bangalore?
i may have cracked a pathetic joke, but i am overly anxious too.
Chuck Norris widget? :)
yup.
Stolen like i said. :)
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