Monday, June 15, 2009

Women even Women love.






DISCLAIMER: This post does not imply anything about the writer's sexual orientation.

Women. Beautiful Women. One of those things about life which makes it totally worth living.
Come on. Show me some love. What would you do if you didn't have a beautifull ass to check out on the street? Or eyes lined with kohl to drown in?
What would the poets do if there were no women to praise?
Whose nasheelee aankhein and kaali zulfein would the lyricists write songs about?
A world without women, would be ugly. Period.
And some women, just blow you away. Some women you just want to sit before and look at for hours together. Some you want by your side to show off. and some women are those who you want to sit by all night, watching movies, snuggled up in a blanket.
I'm not a man. So i don't get that privilege. I can only hope to be categorised as one of those women by the man i love. (Yes i AM straight, you homophobic pervert)
But since i have a mind of my own and a blog of my own, i'll make a list of women i'd like to marry(since i cant bear a woman's child without IVF) and post it.
so,
here goes
1] Sonam Kapoor
she's gorgeous. and she has that talkative, charming, giggly thing about her.
And i LOVE what she wears.
And Sonam Kapoor in Masakalli. Dude... WOW.
she gets first place because she's the desi girl man. Indian beauty. That's what i'm talking about.
*Desi Girl(the song from Dostana plays in background)*

2] Penelope Cruz
If there was any woman in the world, i'd agree to have a threesome with, its her.
Raw sex appeal.
That's all i have to say.

3] Megan Fox
Have you seen those lips. DAMN. God really knew what he was doing when he made her.

4] Aishwarya Rai
This woman, dressed in Indian clothing is the most beautiful sight in the Universe. No questions, No arguments shall be entertained. You look at her and you want to sob about why god din't make you so beautiful.

5] Queen Rania of Jordan
Royal beauty. Sensitivity. Sense. And a Fashion Sense.

Drool all you like.
But like you know, they're one of those things in shops labelled-
"You can look but you can't touch".

3 comments:

Arslan said...

Now this list I can totally appreciate! :P

Unknown said...

Sonam Kapoor and Megan Fox..... good taste... Penelope Cruz... okay.... Aishwarya Rai and that last Queen person.. never bothered with.. probably never will.... but... the first one and the third one... Woot Woot!! O_O

Moares said...

Niya, I HAVE to hand it to you...Full Respect..I mean , what taste man! what taste!...Almost as good as mine...

umm...err..um..I think I know someone who has eyes lined with kohl to drown in...*coughs*

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