Reading wRitings of Rants-a-Lot

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey   
Chim chim cher-oo!    

i does what i likes,

and i likes what i do.

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey   
Chim chim cher-oo!   
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you..

 

its quite nice to be happy about what's happening in life.

because if you don't, life thinks you're an apple and it eats you up. i'm telling you. and its always hungry.

take me for example.

ordinarily, i am an extremely anxious person who'd have butterflies fluttering about inside of her at the drop of a hat. your typical worrywart.

and anxiety is not a good thing. you worry and you worry some more and some more. quite worthless. and tiring.

And...

I(the long stretchy type of 'i') rather enjoy laughing. 

i'd be the happiest dog in the world, in its human version ofcourse, on any given day.[you know what i'm talking about. that episode from friends. the one where joey's all sad about being in love with rachel].

laughing and being happy makes you sleep soundly at night and sleep is the bestest thing in the world(food ranks second).

so i chose the easier way. i always choose the easier and brighter way.(if i was dorothy from the wizard of oz, no one would have to tell me to follow the yellow bricks, for me its instinctive).

i look at the glass and i drink the water. what's the point in wondering whether its half full or half empty?

so what is the conclusion that can be inferred from the above rant?

a) the woman's psycho. she blogs for no reason at all

b) one must do what one wants to do and like it. because that makes life more fun.

c) random theories from stupid girl at 1.46 am make zero sense.

d) all of the above

 

ps- wouldn't it be quite nice to be santa claus?