Solutions to the *STRESS* problem

Stress: the consequences of the failure of the human body to respond appropriately to external stimuli.

Niyati’s Stress: the confusion created when her Super Ego(conscience for the idiots here) overrides her natural desire to choke the living daylights out of someone who really needs it.

So there.

I admitted the real reason why I’m on a hiatus.

Exam’s in 4 days. And I don’t want to study. And I know its alright. I am not worried about the exam, but I need it to be OVER. NOW.

So I am going to come up with ways to deal with this-

1) Shove a printer up someone’s arse.

2) Take a chart paper. Draw a circle. 

      Write in it- Bang Head Here. 

      Read it. And do what it says.

3) PROZAC

4)Think about George Bush.

    HAHAHAHAH. Works like a charm.

5) Take a tomato. Go down. Throw it on the street and watch a car squash it under it's tyre.  Sadistic but Pure Pleasure.

6) EAT.

7) Beat your best friend up.

8) Put on the Music you hate THE MOST

9) Break a glass. 

    Tell mama your maid did it.

10) Scream. Not into your pillow. ;)

please note: This does not spell the end of the hiatus but is the culmination of a couple of requests(read:begging on knees) for a post.

will be back on 3rd june