
so many things to do, so little time.
so many things i want to do, so many freaking social obligations!!
1) you're a girl
2) you're an indian girl
but the final one is the royal screw up
3)you're a gujarati indian girl
so under these circumstances you have two options-
1) pick up a hot shot career
2) pick up a rich gujarati boy for marriage
it's still the dark ages. *sulk*
but this blog isn't for that. it's for a list if things i'd like to be if i could have my way-
a) a librarian
i've always wanted to be one. i love the feeling of books all around me. i could pick one up anytime and read all i like. if i'm rich and famous one day, maybe i'll open one.
b) a children's book editor
wouldn't you want to be one. imagining all the magic shoes and elves all over again! i'd kill for it.
c) a stylist
shopping for yourself is already so great. shopping for others as a job. are you kiding me? it won't even feel like i'm working
d) an engine driver
because i thought that's what an engineer did when i was younger. the flags and whistle would be pretty cool too!
e) a gossip columnist
that job is tailored for me. it is. there shall be no further questions.
i can't come up with any more. so maybe soome other time.
till then-
all hail forward, loose, pub going women. it's hard being one :D but it's still fun.
4 comments:
wow, am I fast or what!
you know, being a gossip columnist or a stylist could still be a hot-shot career.
I'll tell you the solution to all the your problems
a) Marry rich Gujju boy who's settled in NYC, after doing MBA in Financial Markets, which was preceded by a B.Tech at DJ Sanghvi
(mummy,pappa,kaki, kaka, faiba etc happy)
b) Get a job with Vogue, Cosmo or the like. You could write a gossip column for the magazine, and then you could also moonlight as a stylist a fashion house, by virtue of being in the fashion-loop.
(you happy)
See, baddha khush thase
that would be true
if this were utopia.
and i could do what i want
Solution 2:
1] Go to a hyped up laws chool
2] Get a hyped up law degree
3] Become a hotshot lawyer [the kind whose name sends judges running in the corridors screaming for their mommies]
4] Get rich
5] Buy your way out of being gujju
or
Buy a plane and run away.
hahaha
i think that's the one im keeping my fingers crossed for
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